The Chronicles of Shark Man LIVE at the Cinematheque
Tonight, July 9, at 9pm at the Cinematheque in Winnipeg (you should probably be able the find the address by looking in some various places), catch Half-Shark Half-Man’s LIVE ACTION cartoon!! Mark Klassen’s submission for the Winnipeg Film Group’s ‘Son of Rambow’ contest.
The Shark Man Cometh. Enjoy
by mark klassen
Freed from the confines of the sea, sharkman longs to walk like you & me. Saws the legs off from a man What will happen? Guess if you can. ugh.
What Shark Man hadn’t realized Human Man’d been paralyzed and Shark Man’s new legs would do nothing new at all….
Shark Man aspires with longing while eying down a bird, sing-songing to fly like eagles in the air instead of wheeling in his chair
Sporting a sizable wing-span, Soaring above the beach was Shark Man Waving good bye to the assholes that can’t fly and can barely even form complete sentences. Stupid sharks. What did sharks ever do for us? If they can’t speak english, they shouldn’t speak at all.
Though the moronic bird survived, He now has fins to keep him alive He crawls with pain toward the water where he hopes he can live.. in water..
This is quite possibly one of the greatest stories ever told. His friends in the sea playing with the beach ball make you question the whereabouts of the little boy in the beginning. I kinda hoped he died, just because of my bloodlust.
Truly Half-shark half-man was guiding light. His story is a testament that has drudged up feelings I never new I had. I wish there was a way I could thank him…Oh well, I’ll just put him on the list between Jesus of Nazareth and Michael Ironside…
i demand more content.